wishful for the future, nostalgic of the past

• Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
• Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
• College: did I have class today

Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:

• Aurora: Story of your first kiss
• Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
• Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
• Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
• Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
• Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
• Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
• Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
• Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
• Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
• Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
• Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
• Boo: A childhood hero.
• Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
• Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
• Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
• Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
• Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
• Nemo: Your bravest moment.
• Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
• Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
• Alice: Done drugs?
• Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.

• Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.

• Teacher: You failed a test.
• Me: You failed to educate me.